Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Peotry
Sorry peeps but i am your Genius, when i got bored today i doodled a poem on my doodle pad, i was so proud of it i was almost brought to tears, but it turned out the poem sucks and i had a eyelash in my eye.
Well you know those poems you write in like Kindergarten where you write something for every letter, i did that for m y lovely friend Xanax but fuck had to rework it because on doodle pad in was Xanex fuck spelling grrr.
Xylophones are cool
Anxiety is not
Nervousness
Also is not cool, Thank God for
XANAX!
PS for the people who dont know any better blue will knock you right on your ass, they strong
I am thinking i could make a whole book of of anxiety medication poems just to name a few we got
Celexa
Paxil
Effexor
Lexapro
Zoloft
Lyrica
Prozac
But No worries Peeps i am not going to so fuck better find someone else do give my literary achievement award to
Anyways Thanks for reading and wasting your time with me
So now i will share a bit of my knowledge with yall
Speaking of Xylophones not sure what we plays but on Rockabye Baby Lullaby Cd's are awesome i love them to bits and pieces
Here is a real poem from a actual great poet
Why the desire for death.
A clean paper or pure white wall.
One false
line, a scratch, a mistake.
Unerasable. So obscureby
adding million other
tracings, blend it
,cover over.
But the original scratch
remains, written in
gold blood, shining.
Desire for a Perfect Life
-Jim Morrison
KIME
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Evil, Hell and Devil OH MY
You better get use to quotes because i like the i mean why the fuck should i have a original thought when no-one else does besides i have killed way to many fucking braincell and had fun doing it most of the time, to waste the remains few i have on this blog! For those of you who dont know me i am Kim, i am the human behind @BaronVonOdem the coolest fucking polygamous cult leading chocolate lab on twitter! So i suddenly start griping about anipals know i am only half crazy we have this whole lets pretend life style we create on twitter that is very clique and like returning to highschool. Psst dont tell anyone but anipals and really human! But please is i start to bark or want milk bones somebody slap me and up my meds.
Fuck Fuck Hell Hell Blah Blah
Anyways here are some lovely Evil Hell and Devil Quotes and even a few comments added by me after all this is my blog.
KimE (bows at with a flourish and a flick of the wrist flips everyone the bird) ENJOY
1. Hell is empty all the devils are here -William Shakespeare
2. Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company -Mark Twain
3. Every man is his own hell -HL Mencken Welcome to mine now reader
4. Maybe this world is another planets hell -Aldous Huxley
5. You may all go to hell, and i will go to Texas - Davy Crockett Sorry i am a proud TEXAN
6. Somehow our devils are never quite what we expect when we meet them face to face -Nelson DeMillie
7. Gossip is the Devils radio -George Harrison And guess what i have been called the devil before and i love music the juicier the better LOL So feel free to hit my up with the good shit anytime
8. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before -Mae West
9. The sun also shines on the wicked -Seneca
10. Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party -Oscar Wilde
11. The devil was the first democrat -Lord Byron
12. People who say money is the root of all evil dont have any Oh hell yes i did go there and yes i am a bitch i think Ayn Rand says it best "Run for your life from and many who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter"
13. Evil is unspectacular and always human -WH Auden Good thing i am a dog oh wait a fucking minute i am a human pretending to be my dog, well shit i am fucked
14. Capital as such is not evil, it is its wrong use that is evil. Capital in some form will always be needed -Gandhi Suck it you socialist bastards (cough cough Obama cough)
15. Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction -Blaise Pascal So look at yourself you bible thumpers before you judge me because most of you dont know shit about me
Fuck Fuck Hell Hell Blah Blah
Anyways here are some lovely Evil Hell and Devil Quotes and even a few comments added by me after all this is my blog.
KimE (bows at with a flourish and a flick of the wrist flips everyone the bird) ENJOY
1. Hell is empty all the devils are here -William Shakespeare
2. Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company -Mark Twain
3. Every man is his own hell -HL Mencken Welcome to mine now reader
4. Maybe this world is another planets hell -Aldous Huxley
5. You may all go to hell, and i will go to Texas - Davy Crockett Sorry i am a proud TEXAN
6. Somehow our devils are never quite what we expect when we meet them face to face -Nelson DeMillie
7. Gossip is the Devils radio -George Harrison And guess what i have been called the devil before and i love music the juicier the better LOL So feel free to hit my up with the good shit anytime
8. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before -Mae West
9. The sun also shines on the wicked -Seneca
10. Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party -Oscar Wilde
11. The devil was the first democrat -Lord Byron
12. People who say money is the root of all evil dont have any Oh hell yes i did go there and yes i am a bitch i think Ayn Rand says it best "Run for your life from and many who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter"
13. Evil is unspectacular and always human -WH Auden Good thing i am a dog oh wait a fucking minute i am a human pretending to be my dog, well shit i am fucked
14. Capital as such is not evil, it is its wrong use that is evil. Capital in some form will always be needed -Gandhi Suck it you socialist bastards (cough cough Obama cough)
15. Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction -Blaise Pascal So look at yourself you bible thumpers before you judge me because most of you dont know shit about me
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